Brother, it's impossible to get stuck in the washing machine! But I'm ready to get laid

Tangled up in handcuffs? Suck me, I'll help you, don't leave me in the lurch

The guy's not home, I'm horny, my friend has a boner, the cards have been dealt, I'm fucking

So I came inside you, so what? They'll give you equity, look for the upside!

You should fuck your ex so that he comes so hard that he realizes who he's lost

I got stuck on purpose, so that he could fuck me and I could cum

There's a reason I did my homework with her. She's a fuckin' good one, she gave it to me in every position

Don't worry, I didn't cum on my face - oops, all the cum on my hair 😱

Tired of fucking with a rubber dick? Here's a real one

"The Squid Game" is too hard — I lost and was screwed

Without a condom, I only put it in my pussy, judging by my anus, I get fucked in my ass

I was just peeking at the redheaded neighbor, but was caught

Hey, you didn't come inside! Fuck me again until you pour your sperm in me

I won't cum in my mouth until I've fucked myself, so spread your legs some more

I called the programmer and didn't get dressed — of course, he fell for it!

Not only did the baby get up, but she also asked to go deeper on her own

She didn't want to take a banana in her mouth all the way, but her cock did

She lies there in her beautiful lingerie, and I have a hard-on? That won't do

Public streets are freezing — but I rented a room in the hotel for an hour, we'll fuck there

Did you say you missed me? So prove it by opening your mouth and sucking your dick

What kind of cheating is this — just checking out a bed with a realtor

Get high on your dick while I let you — as soon as you get bored, I'll pour sperm in your mouth

You know, friend, I'm fucking sick of being friends with you, take off your pants

Dude, a blowjob is not a blowjob! And I'm not gonna spill my sperm